The moogle looks up and shakes his head, "Well kupo. Imagine if you will most heroes. They understand things like eating, or the fact you need to sleep, real basic stuff. Right? Nothing big. But most of you don't have written theories on the sources of magic and what forces keep them from violently conflicting and tearing the world apart. Right?"
He shuffles some papers, picks up and eyes an empty Remedy bottle and sighs before looking back.
"Now imagine you had the opposite. I'm guessing the crystal REALLY needs to start vetting the heroes of light to make sure you are at least well, mortal people kupo. Not apparently someone who's job it is to make sure Death does its job because the half of these notes that aren't high end magic theory, or really creepy songs, are places and I quote 'That I have been searching for that pervert slacker Thanatos, how he acted as Death is beyond me.' and now she got bored of that and is crystals know where. Look, I was getting used to finding her passed out on a roof in the morning and dragging her back here, even bringing food but there are hamsters out there. What do I look like?"
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He shuffles some papers, picks up and eyes an empty Remedy bottle and sighs before looking back.
"Now imagine you had the opposite. I'm guessing the crystal REALLY needs to start vetting the heroes of light to make sure you are at least well, mortal people kupo. Not apparently someone who's job it is to make sure Death does its job because the half of these notes that aren't high end magic theory, or really creepy songs, are places and I quote 'That I have been searching for that pervert slacker Thanatos, how he acted as Death is beyond me.' and now she got bored of that and is crystals know where. Look, I was getting used to finding her passed out on a roof in the morning and dragging her back here, even bringing food but there are hamsters out there. What do I look like?"