unalive_themWho: Deadpool and YOU!
What: Deadpool has some fun with the Santa Job.
Where: Aqures Ixen
When: December 2nd
Warnings:: Just Deadpool warnings
If you're wandering around the streets today, you'll probably see an odd sight as you pass by one shop - Deadpool exiting out of it, carrying a large sack and constantly filling it with coal, taking a break to adjust his Santa costume. After awhile, he drops the bag as it just seems too heavy.
"Augh, if my super awesome Bag Of Holding didn't look like it didn't hold things, I'd use that instead!" he groused before stopping and noticing a thief running away from the scene. "Hark! The herald angel sings of injustice!"
As the thief gets closer, Deadpool grabs the bag and, with all of his might, swings it, slamming it into the thief's stomach, As the thief recovers, he doubles over in grief and agony. "Oh, no, what have I done?! I've wasted my entire life! I am SUCH A FAILURE!"
"That's right, you coward! Stealing from someone when it's almost time for Christmas! You shall be repenting for your crimes for a very long time before you're back on the Nice List!" Deadpool declared, suddenly flocked by cheering kids. "That's right, I, Santa Wade has made Christmas a little brighter for all on this very day!"
"Ugh. I swear, he gets an idea and suddenly he thinks he's all that." Deadmoog replied, flying up to you.